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Wasatch National Forest Plan Haikus

By HUPC member Norm Elliott

1

Til demand falls off,
Forty-thousand for each car.
People like big cars.

2

Until it's a fact,
Global warming is a theory.
We want more products.

3

Fat foods, large portions,
May not be too good for us.
But we expect it.

4

We miss the context,
But news must entertain us.
We get what we want.

5

Till the child is born,
Jack Daniels for the Mother.
She likes her whiskey.

6

While it's in study,
Snowmobiles will be allowed.
The public wants it.

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